knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

chilly knob

To strike one in the face without warning or provocation

My mate was chilly knobbed by some hooligan after the match.

by T33.sparrow November 7, 2014

Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.

Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.

by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016

Sponge Knob

Sponge Bob's knob.

Patrick sucked on his friend's Sponge Knob

by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016

Knob Cheese

There are two uses of the word Knob Cheese.
(1) The gunky crap found around the tip of a males penis when not cleaned properly
(2) An offensive word to call someone

(1) "Dude, what the fuck, I'm not sucking you off until you get rid of your knob cheese"
(2) "You're a fucking piece of knob cheese"

by JustTheTruth123 August 29, 2016

Knob head

Some british thing i am ment to be

You are a knob head

by Mlg meme star August 4, 2016