Persian Kitten

The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.
Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?
by KingOfPersia March 31, 2011
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Baby Kitten

A underaged female (18-)...polar opposite from the Cougar (a female who is in her late 30s or older)
Tim: "Hey can I go out with your sister?"

Brian: "How old are you?"

Tim: "22"

Brian: "Dude, my sister is a baby kitten, she still in high school!"
by heeyhey he May 01, 2010
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Kitten Bliss

The overcoming sense of joy when being surrounded by little kittens.
I woke up to kitten bliss this morning when the kittens were laying all over me.
by CN3 February 18, 2011
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kitten-flaps

A creative way of swearing using animal combos, most frequently found on b3ta

Also, try cock-badger or swan-wank
"Listen kitten-flaps, it's NOT Real"
by tandino January 20, 2005
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Catapulting Kittens

A group of idiots who do stunts, skits and other things all to mkae others laugh.
When googled videos of Catapulting Kittens can be found.
by Editor man March 03, 2008
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Couter-kitten

A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.

Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian
There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.
by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020
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Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.
Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.
by RPalmzy July 07, 2020
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