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Killing the OJ

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.
"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."
by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015
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Kilwins

An amazing Chocolate and Ice Cream store all across the USA. They have the best peppermint bark in the USA.
I went to Kilwins last night, and ate to much chocolate.
by TheOneHope April 21, 2016
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Killingly high School

Where people are the least motivated and unlikely to graduate unless they have someone holding their hand. If you are interested in this school system take advantage of those general classes where you can sit there all day and do nothing except watch netflix. Or if you are feeling really bored head over to the nearest bathroom to join the morons who are vaping it up. You got the 4 groups. The athletics and the band geeks and the overly smart fucks and the Ag Fags. If that wasnt enough you are most likely to not know everyone in your class. Because of this you will go into your prom of unknown faces because most of the people in your class stayed back. Most likely if your a junior most of the kids in your class will be freshman. Killingly high school stands for white privilege kids who cant do anything for themselves. Highly recommend you find a new school.
Killingly high school

1) at killingly high i sneak into the bathroom to fuck
2) At killingly high school the nurse is designated nap time
by FfsYourLate August 16, 2019
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Killing Orphans

A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.
Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!
by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 11, 2022
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Killing Floor 2

One the best Zombie Games other than CoD zombies. KF2 is developed by TripWire interactive, released around 2016, and has died off since then, but, if you’ve given up on the Newer Call of Duty’s, and want some blood, drop the 40 bucks on this game. Best investment you’ll make.
by Fagimus September 20, 2022
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Wombat Killing

A term that means to smoke weed, but disguised so people dont know what your talkin bout.
Yo, you wanna go Wombat killing with me?

You wanna kill some wombats later bro?
by Wafson November 4, 2010
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tomcat killing

Killing off your girlfriend or wife's offspring from a previous relationship. Named after the tendency of various male felines who show similar habits.
He said he forgot the baby was in the car when he parked it at work, but people are wondering if it was really a tomcat killing.
by oofy stills April 9, 2014
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