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Khaled

Noun: An overweight, average looking, overrated piece of shit who expects his wife to go down on him but is disgusted by returning the favor
Woman 1: That DJ shoved my head in his lap!
Woman 2: What a filthy fucking khaled!
by FiveFootTwo August 17, 2022
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Khalil

A bright and funny guy with a big personality khalil is beautiful charismatic and charming though short he is tall in your heart he is an incredible lover and the best guy anyone could ever ask for
you should be more like khalil bro.
by imsoconceited8 September 1, 2022
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Khaled Al Agha

An extremely overweight israeli living in Qatar that loves minors (definitely platonically) and loves to suck milk directly from a cow's udders.
Bro, you're turning into such a Khaled al Agha
by person inplanet February 19, 2023
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Khaled Al Agha

The Supreme Leader of all stupid, demented people in the world.
You're such a Khaled Al Agha.
by person inplanet October 26, 2022
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A dinosaur that loves to be ridden *smirk* NOT THAT WAY SILLY *laughs ass off* now I don’t have an ass *cries in dinosaur* these dinosaurs were often gay and loved doing little girls they also had no ass like me cavemen would ride them to their work like in the flintstones
Wow what’s that with no ass riding six little girls

Why that’s a kalidescope slay slay bark bark renegade the third.
by Choo choo train *honk honk* April 16, 2023
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MG Khalifa

The act or 'art' of smoking weed at buss stops with random strangers.
by Esotericdom November 29, 2017
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Mia Khalifa's Paradox

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
by TheScientist420 February 24, 2023
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