A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
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