peegan kalmer

Peegan Kalmer has the auts. She likes to mess with people and loves to be the most annoying person in the room. Most importantly she loves being bi. Hit her up guysand gals. Even if you are ugly. Lend her a juul every once and a while and she’ll love you forever. Peegan Kalmer is a way to describe what it’s like to have a shit day, have the best thing happen to you, die, laugh till you piss yourself, and threaten your geometry teacher to have his kids choke on his scrotum, all in one hour. It’s a great way to die.

“I wish I could go outlike Peegan Kalmer.”
“Why’s that?”
“Just sounds like fun.”
“Oh cool.”

by theautismdiagnostic January 20, 2019

Gabe Kalama

Often described as the world’s best bowler. He may use bumpers, but even the best players need help.

Gabe Kalama is such a legendary bowler

by gkals March 17, 2021

assaf kalmus

The goat of being dumb.

I am a assaf kalmus

by Ballzak 3201 May 1, 2023

Shia Kalima

the Shia Kalima is the kalima for who wants to convert to islam you will have to repat Kalima 3 times to be shia

i wanted to be Shia so i Repeated the Shia Kalima 3 times

by stoy8742 September 26, 2023

Demitra Kalogeras

My future wife and mom of my future kids.

Demitra Kalogeras is the most the beautifulest women ever.

by Anthony0625 March 28, 2025

Sean Kalima

A very tall blonde guy with a gorgeous unc bod. often seen in work trousers or on apex legends.

that guy reminds me so much of sean kalima. i love his belly

by BobTim August 21, 2025

puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

a nice and long sentence to charm someone

you lesbian. puting kapatid mo ng kalokohan mo. parang inbred na lesbian ang buhok mo.

(a nice sentence to say to some lesbian loser faggot.)

by elixcr December 12, 2023