juan reyes

doesn't know how to talk to girls + he can't pull bitches + ratio + counter ratio + yb did it first

"juan reyes gets no pussy"

by qwwdfqfwqwf November 29, 2021

juan kurr

Big brain Kahoot Name to get techers 2 swore and say wanker

Teacher:

ok, which one of you is Juan kurr?
which one of you is nick gurr?
Which one of you is moe liecester?
Which one of you is dixie nourmous?
Who’s joe?
What’s ligma?

by Juan Kurr October 17, 2019

juan door

entices the butthole man
potato dick champ
vietnamese penis rolls

butthole man: yo sadeer whos that?
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa

by ifoundsomewildglizzys December 15, 2020

juan torres

A very handsome and swaggy man

Person 1: Is that Juan Torres

Person 2: Yeah isn't he handsome
Person 3: And swaggy

by dead_ghost February 9, 2021

juan flip

its when juan the (w)horse jumps back and kills the rider

MAN THAT (w)horse DID A JUAN FLIP

by liggahrar August 19, 2022

Meah & Juan

Meah & Juan the cutest couple of all there adorable in so many ways and true Definition of perfect

Meah & Juan are the cutest couple

by Cina & Haliey April 28, 2022

juan suarez

attracks every girl, he is declared as one of the best people in the bed.
He is blond and very muscly.

Juan suarez has a TORRIFEIL down there
He is good in the bed

by SHINOBI EXE October 20, 2021