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juan kurr

Big brain Kahoot Name to get techers 2 swore and say wanker
Teacher:

ok, which one of you is Juan kurr?
which one of you is nick gurr?
Which one of you is moe liecester?
Which one of you is dixie nourmous?
Who’s joe?
What’s ligma?
by Juan Kurr October 17, 2019
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juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied
by Khuan November 22, 2021
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juan suarez

attracks every girl, he is declared as one of the best people in the bed.
He is blond and very muscly.
Juan suarez has a TORRIFEIL down there
He is good in the bed
by SHINOBI EXE October 20, 2021
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juan flip

its when juan the (w)horse jumps back and kills the rider
MAN THAT (w)horse DID A JUAN FLIP
by liggahrar August 19, 2022
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Meah & Juan

Meah & Juan the cutest couple of all there adorable in so many ways and true Definition of perfect
by Cina & Haliey April 28, 2022
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juan door

entices the butthole man
potato dick champ
vietnamese penis rolls
butthole man: yo sadeer whos that?
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa
by ifoundsomewildglizzys December 15, 2020
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juan torres

A very handsome and swaggy man
Person 1: Is that Juan Torres

Person 2: Yeah isn't he handsome
Person 3: And swaggy
by dead_ghost February 9, 2021
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