A johanna is a girl with a lot of guy friends, and flirts with a lot of them but doesn’t let any get to close. Not the worst looking but acts like she’s hot shit. Makes guys fall in love with her only to get with some else in the same second.
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Get the Johanitis mug.Johanza, an insucure girl, trying to find herself, but it gets harder because she keeps looking for ways to change who she is. She stands there and let's people fuck her over. And she gets sick and tired of it but never says anything. Don't take her as "easy" because she's the jealous type and is not afraid to kill a nigga! She's the funniest and weirdest person you'll ever meet and she uses her great amount of laugher to cover up her pain, that kills her inside. She's not the one that's known to express her feelings but if she has something so say, the best thing to do is listen, because she doesn't speak bullshit. She's not meant to be judged from the outside, because her personality is the best feature about her. She's shy but try's to come out as open as possible and that ends up backfiring! She's not the fucking prettiest or the fucking smartest but she's always there for "you" left and right, but that's always the places where you get her fucked up. But most importantly she's got a
heart of gold! So when you disappear she's not the one left fucked, you are.
heart of gold! So when you disappear she's not the one left fucked, you are.
She believes in tough love!
Person: "You look nice today" Johanza: "You look like shit, haha, I'm just kidding I love you girl. No I don't"-walks away.
In this case she was talking to a friend and they didn't take the insult seriously.
If she was talking to someone she knew but wasn't that close to, she would deny their complement!
Person: "You look nice today" Johanza: "You look like shit, haha, I'm just kidding I love you girl. No I don't"-walks away.
In this case she was talking to a friend and they didn't take the insult seriously.
If she was talking to someone she knew but wasn't that close to, she would deny their complement!
by Lyza January 4, 2014
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Get the Johann mug.The best cheer squad in the Modesto City School District. Known for their original hip-hop routines & clean movements. Other schools often rip off their moves and try to be them. The original starters of sideline routines. To make the varsity team is an honor, their routines are complicated and tough. The viking cheerleaders are the best in Modesto.
"Vikings we go, we get it, get it, get it!"
- "Man have you seen the Johansen cheerleaders?"
- "Yeah, they're fucking bomb"
- "I wish our cheerleaders were like that."
- "Man have you seen the Johansen cheerleaders?"
- "Yeah, they're fucking bomb"
- "I wish our cheerleaders were like that."
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Get the Johansen Cheerleaders mug.A gay guy who lives in a one by one, and has friends with emos and sucks dick. Not only will he suck dick he will suck that dick right off and post it on his snapchat story.
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