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Mike Jon

the greatest guy in the world. Mike Jons treat their girlfriends as if they are the most amazing and most perfect person in the world. Mike Jons tend to like animals (particularly odd ones) and nature maybe a little too much. To destract from the obsessive like of wildlife, start playing techno and through some glow sticks at him he will then have an instant urge to get up and rave.
Girl: Mike Jon just bought me flowers

Girl 2: My boyfriend never buys me flowers

Girl: Sucks for you!
by Zipperbutt October 12, 2011
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Jon-Alan

He is ugly and he can’t get any girls so he should just die his life will turn out bad and will die
Wow Jon-Alan should khs
by DBC_lolxd October 9, 2019
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jon

Used to describe an object, person, basically anything that the speaker likes or enjoys. May be derived from joint. In heavy use in the Philadelphia area.
a. That movie's the jon!
b. I saw my cousin the other day - he's my jon.
c. That jon is hot!
by marina h August 25, 2005
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lil jon

He does for your ears what a T-bone steak does for your mouth!!!!!
Lil jon is a godsend to the club scene. If you think he's repetetive, loud, annoying and non- complex with his lyrics, i've got news for you....
YOU ARE NOT PIMPIN!
I Dont wanna hear that shit when i'm at home eating cornflakes or blastin through my livin room wall from a crazy nieghbor. i wanna hear inspired flows i can think about so i can look up and say crap like "This guy know what he's talkin about!"
But if you put me in a packed out night spot with those off beat kicks vibrating up my legs and every girl in the place creamin over those high melodies and i'll put my mother fuckin hands up high in the sky and scream "WE RUN THIS"
as many times as the king demands!
Its not Shakespeare but it still shakes like a salt shaker!!(sorry, couldn't resist)

get your ass to the club to find out how good he really is!
by David osman September 15, 2008
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lil jon

not only doesnt lil jon only say yeeaaaaah wuuutttttttt oooooooookay and letssss gooooo there is the occasional WAATCHHHH OUTTTTTTTT
the guy prob got paid 1 mill dollars to sing in the yeah song with usher and all he says is 5 words over and over!!!!
by Annie May 10, 2004
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Stop the car Jon

The act of requesting a sudden halt to any activity or journey currently being undertaken.

Derived from the sporadic, and often fervent, requests of Edmund III to randomly stop a vehicle in transit in order to test its 0-60 prowess.
"Woah ... Stop the car Jon ... does anyone know where we left Marky boy?"
by J Slater Esq. May 9, 2005
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Jon

Cumbersome (difficult to deal with due to size and weight). Is also a big dick.
The movers said that the piano is very jon.
by Diana & Sheila June 26, 2008
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