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jolly rancher tongue

if you like jolly ranchers, lollipops, or anything candy related that you can suck on then you're really good with your tongue in bed

you could also say that a person has a lollipop tongue
person 1: *eating a jolly rancher and playing with it with their tongue*
person 2: oh shit you must have a jolly rancher tongue
person 1: maybe I could use my tongue for something else 🥵
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Jolly Feltcher

The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.

*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*

Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause

the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*

Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
by LocNilla May 7, 2023
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Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.
by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024
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Jolly

I can’t help but feel jolly during the holidays.
by StokeyBear September 4, 2018
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Jolly Joel

people of this origin are known to be jolly and full of delight they tend to do miraculous things to the people they surround themselves with. They tend to bring great joy everywhere they go
That man with the converse's on is a Jolly Joel he makes everyone happy when they are in his presence
by Dapplezor April 16, 2024
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JOLLY

A YouTube duo/ married couple of Josh Carrot and Oliver Kendal doing everything from traveling the world to eating Peanut Butter and Spam sandwiches.
"Did you see the new JOLLY video?"
"Yeah, it was funny to watch them try to "Improve" the PB&J"
by The Stinking Bishop June 21, 2022
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Jolly-Jabbed

Someone who tries to get vaccinated a multiple times the recommended number of jabs, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, or getting rid of other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who claimed to have been jolly-jabbed at least 11 times of the Covid-19 vaccine, was barred from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly found out about his serial deceits.
by MathPlus January 7, 2022
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