A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..
by andThangs June 10, 2018
Get the A Joel Heymanmug. When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards
Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now
by Joel :| June 23, 2020
Get the Joel's Mistakemug. He is a silent boy before u get to used with each other,but once he feel comfort with you,you will never expect that he is that sweet. He is hard to get,i mean EXPENSIVE. If he likes you,he will be hard to speak with you than the others at first before he confess.
by LlysRJ November 23, 2021
Get the Ryan Joelmug. When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.
Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?
by GeofforJeoff November 15, 2019
Get the Joel Stiffmug. Just so you know, he's the most amazing person that I've ever met on this earth. Words will never be enough to describe how special he is in my heart but here's some facts about him. He's handsome, soft-hearted, attractive, kind, dependable, friendly, caring and irreplaceable ☆*:. .o(≧▽≦)o. .:*☆ I would talk about him all day and all night and I'd still have a million more things to say (ᵔ.ᵔ) Let's create more memories together and live happily ever after together ❤❤❤ Don't get too close to him yall because his girl will bite you ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ
by chub29 November 22, 2021
Get the Joel Poimug. A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.
It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".
It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".
by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023
Get the Joel Juicemug. by Tylerthecreatormeatrider July 6, 2023
Get the Vargskelethor joelmug.