Jason

I murderer in which uses wood chips to kill people

Jason stabbed with a woodchip

by UnkyirishDefault November 28, 2018

Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember

"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"

by Jason the great May 18, 2014

jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008

Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him

He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!

by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010

Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.

Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason

by Jason3247 July 3, 2022

jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)

why is jason here, ickkkk

by jg1978 August 20, 2017

Jason

The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet

Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her

by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017