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Jason

This specifically refers to a Jason M.

Charismatic, charming, handsome, seemingly gentle, funny, wildly intelligent and speaks multiple languages.

His ability to mirror others and create rapport at first appears to be an admirable trait. He comes across as kind, generous, humble; an under-appreciated gem of mankind. Depending on your level of awareness, you will quickly fall for him.

Ladies, please do not be fooled. This man is MASTER manipulator. He has an incredible talent of feigning genuine emotion. Nothing about him is genuine besides the fact that he gets off by “pulling one over” on others.

Impulsive, addicted to adrenaline, successful and appears to be calm most of the time. He will use every card he has against you-most of the time his strategy is so smooth that you won’t even be aware of the game you’re unwillingly playing.

Possible sex addict. Possible drug addict. He’s dangerous and if you have come across this and have any doubts, RUN, do not walk, away. This is especially fitting if you live stateside. There’s
by Alphabeee March 6, 2020
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Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember
"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"
by Jason the great May 18, 2014
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jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female
Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned
by tiny_nips May 5, 2008
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Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him
He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!
by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010
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Jason

For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN
Ohh is that Jason he’s so hot
Jason is so smart

Damm he’s taken I wanted to date him
by Erica costel November 28, 2018
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Jason

Just a fucking sweetheart. Has the biggest dick around, probably the size of rubber chicken. Loves Chipotle and 69ing. Loves his girls a big hoo hoos. (Boobies) Jason is an all around smartass with 100 racks in his account. Ice on his wrist and pussy on his dick.
Tayina: Ohh Jason, it's so big
Jason: Oh yeah, rubber chicken dick. Sqeeze it and it squeaks.

Tayina: Like a hippo 😀🍆🍆
by Bigbabyboy68 March 13, 2018
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jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)
why is jason here, ickkkk
by jg1978 August 20, 2017
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