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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
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Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.
Carter Jensen you have car in your name.
by SekuTard December 11, 2018
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Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.
Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?
by lilSund February 9, 2019
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Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019
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Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin
by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019
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Riannan Jensen

Jack diebler’s girlfriend but beside that nobody knows her.
“Wait isn’t Riannan Jensen dating Jack diebler “
“Yeah he deserves better”
by Jack Diebler January 8, 2020
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