jan dale

Jan dale is a guy with no morals. a total rat bag with low self esteem.

often found masturbating in public, jan dale is the kind of guy you want on your side. hes also like a raccoon

get out of my trash jan dale! theres no food in there! go on! scoot! get out of here

by the goldfish88779 November 10, 2014

Jan

Jan's are incredibly attractive with their foreign accents and their awesome looks ! Jan is talented, he plays music very well and will certainly win your heart thanks to it. They are often shy but also extremely funny, you will always have a good time around them. Jan's are adorable, heart-melting and sweet human beings.

Jan melted my heart last night when he played that song. He is so talented !

All the girls want Jan, they can't resist his accent.

by EmyyM November 28, 2016

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

jan tore

He is the best rainbow six siege player in the world, and he watch dogs 2. He is the best yasuo player alive aswell

Did you see the play jan tore did?

by Jan To Rangen December 12, 2016

Jan

It’s called English motherfucker learn it

What day is it. It’s Jan 2

by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019

Jan

Jan crossed the border, but it’s okay cause his looks cover up for everything. He’s a freak in the sheets and FAST.

Yo did you see Jan walking down the streets, he’s HOT.

by currycurrycurrycurry March 30, 2019

Jan

Jan is someone who you will love, she's the vest girlfriend. Is not very loyal but cares about you. She is very sweet and usually with a tall boy since jan is short for January and jan is short. Usually paired with someone thats not really athletic but funny,smart,tall,and from hawaii.

Person 1: "who is that girl! She's so hot"
Person 2: "Oh thats Jan"
Person 1"i think im in love"

by Hshdzhehsjehsfshheheheheh December 18, 2019