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Telling a Jamie

Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.
Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'
by ILoveDanToone March 29, 2010
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Jamie's Cooks

Jamie's Cooks are an unknown entity, they roam stan Twitter proclaiming justice for Jamie Robert Cook and occasionally Nicholas Edward O'Malley.

They often use language such as 'rahrah' and 'ratty' to refer to either emotions or actions. Their definitions are unclear.
Person 1: Have you seen the Cooks today, they took over someone's comments section again

Person 2: Again? I swear they're all over the place

The Jamie's Cooks need help, they have a family tree and refer to eachother as familial rats.
by Rattyslag June 1, 2019
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Joe and Jamie

They're your typical "self proclaimed" power couple, whose always talkin shit about someone or something. When separated their not too bad, but together their the devil. They never want to do anything you reccomend, & they always act like your taste in movies is ass!! They act like their spiritual but their not. They're the type of couple whose always right & never wrong. They're the type of couple that'll secretly take pictures of you while you sleep. Joe and Jamie's are straight creeps at the end of the day.
Look at the couple over there, they just look like a Joe and Jamie.

Went on a double date with a couple that turned out to be a Joe and Jamie. Worst time of my life.

Lastnight I woke up to a flashing light, I think someone pulled a Joe and Jamie an took some pics of me through my window while I was sleeping...
by Krewton86 November 21, 2019
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Jamie Smithson

"He's alright, but he's no Jamie Smithson"
by UrbyD July 22, 2014
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jamie ji

an asian kid who is bad at math, especially exponential functions
he often rage quits after people don't answer his questions
he likes to say: 傻逼,你们都报班的
why are you so bad at math? Are you a jamie ji?
by drui drui March 7, 2022
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Jamie Gang

Jamie gang is a gang founded by middle schoolers in 2022, Jamie is some random kid, and another kid decided to make shirts, stickers, and bandanas with Jamie's face on it. This gang is the superior of all gangs
Woah, are you apart of the Jamie Gang?
Nice Jamie bandana, I didn't know you were apart of the Jamie Gang too!
by Sparwr8ghter72 May 13, 2022
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Jamie Wong

(Jamie Danger Wong)
The first bong that is aquired by a group of Cannabis smokers. Usually small in stature (inside pocket-sized) and often unclean. Though exciting and potent, a Jamie Wong often induces a variety adverse effects on it's bong-virginal users, such as Paranoia, Freak-outs, Trips and Fainting etc.

Caution- One must never use a Jamie Wong in a tent.
Stuart (Cannabis smoker A) "Mate! Scott's dad found Jamie Wong!"
Daniel (Cannabis smoker B)"Oh shit"
by Your-Villain February 16, 2009
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