Jake

The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.

Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.

Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.

Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.

Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.

by Squeegee Beckinhime April 07, 2022

Jake

An emo kid who likes everything Marylin Manson

Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it

by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 02, 2018

Jake

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

by John Donavan October 16, 2018

jake

massive cock dude

that guy is definitely a jake.

by FatherShmeed December 27, 2020

Jake

Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it

I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice

by Skinny duck March 17, 2018

Jake

Jake is nice

Jake is nice

by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020

jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017