Jap

The art of getting out of an unjoyable or onerous task whilst at the same time passing the task on to ones enemies or (more likely) colleagues.

Man how come i have to do this, your name was down for it - you sure are a master japtist.

by bond Don January 15, 2008

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Jap

Mean stupid or doesn't make sense

"Bruh that shit jap as hell"
"That bitch jap from last night she ain't wanna top me off"

by Mell bvby January 26, 2017

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jap

(verb) to renege on plans, often without telling others involved in the plan. Similar to standing someone up, but not usually used romantically or in a dating situation.

>Lynn, Julie and I went to Tapa's last night; we had a great time
>>Wasn't Lisa supposed to meet you out too?
>Yea, she never showed up! She didn't call or anything; she totally japped.
-OR-
>Mom, you said you would come in to help me today. I can't believe you are japping on me AGAIN!

by M-No September 16, 2008

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Jap-slapped

A confluence of horrendous disasters befalling one or more people in a short space of time.

A: How you doing?
B: Man, I've been Jap-slapped! Wife left me, took the kids, someone keyed my car and I got diagnosed with pneumonia! WTF?

by gumbo23 April 1, 2011

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Jap

A Jewish American Princess.

omg so shes the Jewish American Princess (Jap) that goes to our school at the Anglo American School... shes amazing! so hot yummmmy

by Eddy18 April 29, 2009

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Jap

A masculine being that segues and flirts his way into the hearts of others

Sort of like a jock but instead of sports the he flirts a a lot

(Mostly in Philippine context)

E.g. Dude, stop being the shoulder to cry on, you're being such a Jap

or

Man! Playing the emotional figure just to get a chick- you're such a Jap!

by Landiiii September 28, 2010

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