tv show commitment issue

When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show

“Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”

by Collinso6 May 16, 2020

Catalina has mommy issues

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

by anonymous March 8, 2022

distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

by Catty McGee July 30, 2017

Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

Recailed issue

“Recailed issue” refers to something that genuinely isn’t a real problem—it’s something minor that someone, often unnecessarily, complains about. The term originates from a person named Recailed, who is known for making a big deal out of trivial matters. So, calling something a “recailed issue” implies that it’s the kind of thing she would get upset about, even though it’s not that serious.

1. She wrote a whole rant because the group chat name got changed. Classic recailed issue
2. She said she couldn’t focus in class because someone’s highlighter was too neon. Such a recailed issue

by Rica ailed May 25, 2025

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

sissy issues

When you're into people degrading you and have been touch starved but are uncomfortable with people touching you.

" don't be nice to me, I have sissy issues"

by Sissy issues November 5, 2020