The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.
by Richard Potato September 02, 2014
A sexual term used in Westmoor High School, after a teacher was caught having a sexual affair with a student.
Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.
Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.
Guy Student: *Touches Guy friend's shoulder*
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."
by RainyToaster May 22, 2019
Cockney rhyming slang for 'weed'
by John Lipman November 09, 2006
555'ed - to be 555'ed - to be given a false telephone number by an attractive member of the opposite sex.
telephone numbers beginning in 555 are used exclusively in movies and are not real numbers.
A 555 number is usually given to avoid embarassment on the part of the person asked, but it is also a dismissive gesture that can be embarassing when the person who asked for the number finds out what has happened; however, since the 555 number has its origins in film, recipients of the number may feel they have been turned down in a "glamorous" way, which softens the blow.
telephone numbers beginning in 555 are used exclusively in movies and are not real numbers.
A 555 number is usually given to avoid embarassment on the part of the person asked, but it is also a dismissive gesture that can be embarassing when the person who asked for the number finds out what has happened; however, since the 555 number has its origins in film, recipients of the number may feel they have been turned down in a "glamorous" way, which softens the blow.
Hey can I have your number?
...Sure! Here it is. Bye!
Aw, dude, she 555'ed you!
What?
Look at the number - 555 - 0001. You got 555'ed - it's fake!
Man that really sucks, she was awfully cute.
No, she was hot, way out of your league, but now you have a funny story!
Yeah...I guess.
...Sure! Here it is. Bye!
Aw, dude, she 555'ed you!
What?
Look at the number - 555 - 0001. You got 555'ed - it's fake!
Man that really sucks, she was awfully cute.
No, she was hot, way out of your league, but now you have a funny story!
Yeah...I guess.
by mattslion123 January 19, 2011
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