Petting the horse.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.
by potterfreak98 November 05, 2012
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Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
by Chelle-Belle June 01, 2017
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pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 02, 2019
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Step-pet

The pet(s) your significant other adopted prior to you being in a relationship together.

Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.
Erin already had cats with her last boyfriend, but she kept them. Now Sophie and Tigger are my Step-pets.
by Rawrxs February 28, 2023
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Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.
Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle
by FyreFli January 24, 2018
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Heart pet

A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.
You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.
by PetsForYourSoul October 08, 2020
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Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.
I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.
by Jabels225 December 17, 2011
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