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jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.
I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.
by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017
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Jungle Caterpillar

In this sex act, When you a sinus infection you sneeze into a big hairy pussy like a hankie til' it looks as green as a tropical forest. Then, get another girl to eat her out and suck on and gag release on your cock til' all the snot is on your dick.
Me and my bi gf got her girl to give me a jungle caterpillar.
by EatItAndLikeIt May 3, 2018
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Jungle Points

Similar to man points, but you get them for sexual encounters out doors.
Yeaah we totally had sex behind that tree... twice!

Ha, serious jungle points!
by whattfever December 20, 2009
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Jungle Bum

One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.
"It won't come out, I've got a severe case of jungle bum"
by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015
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venturing into the jungle

when two guys get drunk together, and it's just them alone in the house on a saturday night... things can happen the two (straight) guys would never say occured.
"jeez man... i can't even remember that party last night, but i think i ventured into the jungle..."

"omg... those two guys were totally venturing into the jungle"
by tarzan1234 September 20, 2011
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jungle pumpkin

A jungle pumpkin is another word for a Watermelon pattern.
That jungle pumpkin watermelon pattern skirt makes her booty look phat as a juicy ripe watermelon!
by Kandi Queen October 9, 2017
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jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.
"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"
by Gggg999hhh October 8, 2017
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