The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.
Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?
Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.
Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.
Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
by Joel E. February 21, 2009
Get the Grease Chair mug.After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.
You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
From Reddit user /u/moparornocar
by BurningRambo December 18, 2013
Get the chair lobster mug.Normal Person: HeS HaCkInG oR uSiNg AiM bOt Or SoMeThInG
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.
by deware February 20, 2023
Get the Gaming Chair mug.A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chair mug.harmony and derry created this word and we are amazing and special i dont like Monica tho shes a slut lol
anyway were amazing ya b**ch
anyway were amazing ya b**ch
by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017
Get the chair giggle mug.by 6 inches is enough September 23, 2019
Get the michael chairs mug.Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.
Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
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