bats in the cave

u has boogers
u has bats in the cave
by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020
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way of the cave

This term is used regarding an event or task to describe a deeply entrenched tradition or convention that applies to it and is expected to be adhered to by those involved with it. Generally used to communicate that, while certain rules or conditions about how things are to be done are inconvenient, its presence is considered ubiquitous and unfeasible to work around. When someone complains about this one must explain "it is the way of the cave".

Like many older idioms (such as "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb".) this term has an opposite meaning when spoken in its longer form. Used in this way, the original speaker begins, "It is the way of the cave. Sun or no sun." (or relevant topic)
The second speaker replies "No sun!" Thus declaring they have devised an unexpected way to circumvent the situation in their favor.

The first recorded use of this term was originally found around May of 2014 in the fantasy drama epic titled "The Begun of Tigtone"
"Tyrone! You MUST convert ounces to grams to flip this stash! Do your 3rd grade arithmetic skills justice...by USING all of them.
This is the way of the cave. Weed or no weed."
"No weed," yells Tyrone, as he simply robs the mark of all his cash rather than determining the correct price for the drugs.
by Papa Dwarf April 19, 2022
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cave tan

noun- the pasty white skin of teenagers and video game/ movie enthusiasts who rarely go outside into the sun, and thus have gained near albino coloration

see basement dweller
John- Damn, look at Tim, hes white as shit!
Tom- Yeah, he jot got the new COD, hes working on his cave tan.
by pyromanicaldude April 15, 2011
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corn cave

When a gay male sticks corn up his anus.
And I couldn't find anything to use, so I pulled a corn cave.
by Sdrubyd May 05, 2015
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Cave Maker

The act of fucking a girl so hard her asshole looks like a cave.
I gave that girl a Cave maker last night.
by Mr BigWilly November 15, 2016
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Cave Bacon

"I went down on Shelly last night. She had really nice cave bacon".
by Dede Megapoopoo March 01, 2014
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moist cave

When you go down on a girl planning an adventure but get sucked into a moist cave full of slippery critters.
Can't believe I got lost in that hookers moist cave. Nearly had to fight my way out or die trying.
by The Mad Titan April 21, 2016
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