Early birding

When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.

Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy

by Party Barbie October 16, 2025

early but never to late

The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.

Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart

by Iwishsheneverleft December 9, 2017

EARLY ONK

he's all like 'KONO DIA DO IM JOSOPHEH JOELTIERS!' and is in a relationship with your Indonesian girlfriend, hes a fan of the beatles, and is a dumbass, he wears ugly.
unknown_waves is my boyfriend- jamie

waht the early onk

by byodde February 27, 2022

Early onset crash out behavior

Something slightly insane or crazy relative to a “crash out”

“Im stacking this bitch five cans high”

“Thats early onset crash out behavior”

by John smithdoodle April 10, 2024

early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.

by IPUface November 13, 2011

he be off the early

Someone who is quick in acting. Could be in terms of time, or place

He be off the early when we be going out at night

by lobe3 January 16, 2012

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020