someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups
Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.
Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.
Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.
by kornelbut May 21, 2024
Get the horizontal hypocritemug. Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!
by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019
Get the hypocritemug. Keandre: Yeah i use this page to stalk my girl.
Erica:... wait *remembers that time when Keandre cussed out someone for stalking his page* Youre a hypocrite
Hypocrite: someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.
Erica:... wait *remembers that time when Keandre cussed out someone for stalking his page* Youre a hypocrite
Hypocrite: someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.
by MediumMilfNoMoney October 8, 2017
Get the Hypocritemug. Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"
2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
by Ew123 June 27, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug. When someone shuns a group of people while also being in another group of people with the same attributes as the former.
Guy 1: I hate Minecraft fans! They're all kids and cringe.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.
Guy 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same kind of comments? You're such a horizontal hypocrite dude.
by kornelbut July 19, 2024
Get the horizontal hypocritemug. Anna: *dumps Ovie and Kisses Jordan*
The UK: Anna is such a hypocrite, you can’t get mad at Danny and Micheal and then Do ThE SaMe BlOoDy ThInG
The UK: Anna is such a hypocrite, you can’t get mad at Danny and Micheal and then Do ThE SaMe BlOoDy ThInG
by Yeetboo July 7, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug. When someone continually complains about how much work they have or how tired they are instead of actually doing work to achieve some type of validation and avoid doing work at the same time.
by Wumperson November 2, 2020
Get the Hypocritic Fatigue Syndromemug.