Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh
by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009
Get the monkey hump mug.The act of finding the fattest chick in sight, go upside down doggy-style till you vinegar stroke, crap in her rolls, then massage your balls into her butt dimples while urinating in her face, on top of a homeless guy. While he's passed out.
Don't forget to crap in her tolls, and the vinegar stroke!
(vinegar stroke is when your about to "go", and it looks like someone poured vinegar in your eye)
It is the. Harlem Hippo Hump
(vinegar stroke is when your about to "go", and it looks like someone poured vinegar in your eye)
It is the. Harlem Hippo Hump
by BOBBY LIKES IT BIG AND BLACK January 2, 2011
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Humpy Humpy
• Humpy
• humpy town
• humpy bumpy
• humpy dumpy
• humpy dance
• humpy day
• ga humpy
• Get Humpy
• Humpy Bastard
by BLKGSR June 16, 2004
Get the Hump-rat mug.The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
by TCT1 April 20, 2010
Get the Hump Whale mug.Jarrod wanted to hump the sexy chick cause he thought he saw her invite him to unzip his zipper with her in the bed
by sex wizards101 February 4, 2007
Get the hump mug.When you aproach someone in order to give them a friendly hug, and that person (hopefully of the opposite sex) practically sits on your lap. Commonly found in desperate people.
"hey you know that lisa chick? yeah, i hugged her and she gave me the time of my life! what a hump hugger."
by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006
Get the hump hug mug.the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.
I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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