mudd helmet

A thick condom you use while engaging in anal sex!

Im gonna go get my mudd helmet on cause Im gonna go hit up delia's ass caverns

by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

helmet-polisher

A brown-noser; a sycophant.

Jim is always trying to curry favor with our boss; he's a real helmet-polisher.

by Jeff Kane December 04, 2005

Coconut Helmet

1. The coconut helmet is a symbol used to identify people of a strange, usually a pseudo sociopath/psychopathic nature

2. Symbol has resemblance of a monkey on steroids

Fig 1: c:U

1. Damn that guy, he just talks shit! What a Coconut Helmet!

2. Look at this monkey on steroids!! c:U

by b757cp August 05, 2009

Salmon helmet

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

by slsuby April 14, 2006

Trojan Helmet

The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.

"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."

"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"

Definition Code A-001

by Definer November 03, 2004

roman helmet

the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.

"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"

by wiggida wack August 23, 2007

Roman Helmet

The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.

"She was so kinky, I gave her a foot-long Roman Helmet!"

by britrocker2000 October 19, 2007