Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

Hairy TicTac

When someone’s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....

-“Hey!, have you been Dave lately”
-“Yeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTac”

by Cammy.K17 July 11, 2019

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

hairy watermelon

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!

I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!

by MarySanderson August 31, 2018

Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).

Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.

"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"

by sour bras October 4, 2012

Hairy Cheed

Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop.

EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!

EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.

by Mikeybear February 13, 2008