Max Grafe

The supreme lord of all. A god at DDR and a force to be reckoned with at Call of duty and most First Person Shooter games.

He looks at porn all day and drinks milk while talking to hot chicks online, he always wants to score and he thinks you should start worshipping him now.

No one can taste his skill at computers because he's already hacking into yours now. Get back to work.

I love max grafe, i want to make lots of kids with him - Jenna Jameson

by Max Grafe August 2, 2004

Nerd Graffiti

1) Odd boxes with arrows that need to be generated into Visio diagrams later at tech companies. Wipe/White board sessions where.

2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.

"Hey we probably need to get some Nerd Graffiti on this issue before we move forward".
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.

by Spodie February 27, 2011

Top Grafter

Tc works 2 jobs and never has any social time this means that he is a top grafter-

Always on his grind

TC is a top grafter

by Kezzabelle May 9, 2018

i-Ego-Graffiti

/noun/ pertaining to the phenomena of projection seen in online media where individuals feel the grandiose right to deface others psychic space through electronic mediums such as walls of Facebook. This stems from magical beliefs about one’s special ability to perceive the world and reality. i-ego- graffiti often follows logic on topics such as politics, sports, relationships, and/or religion but is also notable for the individual’s inability to differentiate the manifest content from the latent material (i.e. inferiority, anger, self-doubt, etc.). i-ego-graffiti is a form of sublimation and a primary defense mechanism. i-ego-graffiti artists tend to have little awareness of their motivation.

I posted a video on Facebook and my crazy uncle dirtied my wall with i-Ego-Graffiti about Obama being a racist

by ppatrickme9 March 6, 2012

I don't come from graffiti

Phrase used by art historians who snub street culture whilst proceeding to discuss travels, blazers, and the nuances of english accents in the wee hours of the night.

"I don't come from graffiti..."
"wait, did you just say, i don't come from graffiti?"

by nobutwhoareyou December 14, 2011

Superbad with mrs. graff

The most awkward thing you can imagine.

Boy # 1. Dude, my parents walked in on that lesbian scene in Jennifer's Body. Boy #2 THAT'S LIKE SUPERBAD WITH MRS. GRAFF!!

by kensmom6969 February 18, 2011

graffiti

a peace of art but people treated as something that is really bad so because of that people define it as a felony witch is not true because a lot of define it as art.

if they see a wall with graffiti letters people think is really bad so they don't agree with it.

by sivek June 10, 2010