Goof

Usually a funny person, jokes around alot.

Oh did you see Uliana? she's such a goof, always joking around.

by bigboi.k May 21, 2018

Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024

goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.

Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.

by apollem September 14, 2023

Goofed

High on cocaine.

You are eating air hoagies, you are goofed up.

by Lil dick two st August 17, 2024

goof

a goof is a kiddy diddler, a pedophile, anyone that has either wanted to or has, touched a child inappropriately --male of female.

wow, Trumps been accused of being a Goof and there are court documents to prove it

by carlzday November 29, 2017

Goof

Half of Winnipeg Guys

A lot of goofs live in Winnipeg, Manitoba

by Gates431 December 25, 2021

Goof

May be used as an abbreviation for “Get Out Or Fight”.

Prison dude: “Get lost goof!”
You: “F*ck you, fight me b*itch!”

by skittlepoppers September 16, 2021