goody bag

The act of forcefully inserting your scrotum into someones butthole.

When I asked him to "stick it in my butt," I didn't think he would give me a goody bag. I was so shocked that my rectum constricted itself and crushed his nuts, needless to say we were both in for a surprise.

by Courtney G. Love January 21, 2007

hello goodbye

a very shitty band, the downfall of drive thru records, that was forseen when drive thru got steel train on their label,

... have you heard music recently?

by craigums April 8, 2005

French goodbye

Ending a romantic engagement by making a casual exit, and then never returning. A ruse, to make leaving easier.

It was a wonderful summer, but I knew she wasn't the one. I told her that I needed to go to the store, but I could tell she knew it was a French goodbye.

by Erich 8 May 14, 2017

Goody

A Woman who is very skilled or talented in giving Men Blowjobs.

"Oh, you're such a Goody" "Man, she's a Goody"

by mass98 August 22, 2012

Minnesota goodbye

When a man finishes inside of his partner, and leaves his "member" inside for an awkwardly long time; then makes polite conversation for far too long before pulling out.

Sven gave Lena the ol "Minnesota goodbye", as it's the only polite way to chat post coitus.

by AwkwardRubbing December 16, 2021

gooby

Vaginal secretions; usually pasty white and the consistency of mucus.

When Louise went to wipe herself after urination, she was mildly surprised to find a large glob of gooby dangling from womanhood.

by T.Holli May 12, 2006

goodbye snack

the last unhealthy snack you eat before you try to be healthy again

"Let's go get ice cream tonight as a goodbye snack before Monday."

by Samantha Bus May 29, 2020