Gobble my Coggle

Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.

*eggplant*

"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle

by YungHoratio February 17, 2019

Gobble

Turkey noise

Turkey: Gobble
Person 1: thanks

by Chillykrilly April 4, 2021

Gobbledock

When a person eats the fresh cum of 2 men docking

Watch this chick gobbledock, these guys!

by Gobbledock September 27, 2021

Glubbled

When you over-ate and feel super full and sick.

Person 1: I was glubbled last thanksgiving

Person 2: that’s what thanksgiving’s for. Now EAT UP fatty!

by Mouserathousemat May 7, 2022

Gobble Smackle

A slang word for a penis.

"He slid his Gobble Smackle in slowly."

by vixqan May 21, 2023

veiner gobbler

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.

Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing

by remT October 19, 2007

Jelly Gobbler

A person who is particularly bad at Cod: MW2. AKA a noob.

I got a negative k/d. I feel like such a Jelly Gobbler.

by Irish Wristwatch January 24, 2011