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garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker
#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
by #Randomdude November 19, 2017
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garage glamour

Garage Glamour is a rocker's fashion website. They also have an advice page where you can get advice on your boyfriend and all that stuff.
1; Have you heard of Garage Glamour?
2; Yeah but I've never been to it.
1; IT'S HELLA TIGHT!
by japanjukuuu August 8, 2006
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Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?
Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
by penis exhalation October 19, 2019
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser
Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang
by Its6PM October 24, 2017
mugGet the Twelve car garagemug.

Space Garage

It's just a Hanger that are in space ships, but instead you are to high or intoxicated to remember it as a Hanger so you call it a Space Garage.
Person 1: " hey you know the.. um jump at the end of halo 3 where you jump into the um, space garage..."
Person 2: "You mean the Hanger."
Person 1: "Yeah sure that one."
by Aussienick December 1, 2016
mugGet the Space Garagemug.
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Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke
I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand
by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025
mugGet the Garage standmug.

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