Fuzzy Sidetone

The distorted sound a woman hears after her man has ejaculated in her ear following or instead of vaginal intercourse. Typically utilized as a form of psychological punishment to the woman for not retrieving a beer, sandwich, etc.

Best inflicted while the woman is sleeping to induce maximum mental disorientation, though the technique can also be applied overtly to establish dominance.

A derivative of the sound of your own voice heard in earphones when speaking through a headset with attached microphone, or in the monitor earpiece musicians wear.

She wouldn't let me go anywhere near her NAT box last night, so I waited for her to fall asleep and slipped it in her ear. That f*@king Adele song won't sound so sweet with fuzzy sidetone!

by PetesMom February 9, 2013

Fuzzy Navel

The act of spewing cum into a girls belly button and then using your own belly button lint to keep it locked in the navel

I have been saving up my belly button lint for weeks and tonight my girl will get a big 'ol fuzzy navel.

by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017

Fuzzy Sweater

When you cum on a girls back then knock her off the bed falling to the floor on the carpet getting the little carpet fuzzy's stuck on her back.

I was with this chick the other night, I brought her back to my house and gave her a fuzzy sweater!

by Hardcore Juggalo June 20, 2011

fuzzy warbler

When a girl takes a champagne glass full of warm soapy water and blows air into it with a straw creating a jacuzzi affect for your balls to dip in.

"My balls were getting really dry, so I made Stacy give me a fuzzy warbler."

by cmsisson March 17, 2008

Fuzzy Wilkinson

When a man/woman steamrols there unshaved gooch over someones nose

Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and they gave me a fuzzy wilkinson when I was sleeping.

by Gooch857 March 6, 2009

fuzzy helmet

When the pubic hair of another becomes trapped under your foreskin.

I shagged this really hairy bird the other day and ended up with a fuzzy helmet

by little pix December 16, 2008

fuzzy squirrel

Fuzzy Squirrel is a squirrel with fuzzy fur. Fuzzy is spiked on ends but still soft, so Fuzzy Squirrel. Fuzzy Squirrel originates from the depths of England in the old year of 2004. Fuzzy Squirrels are usualy spotted in rainforests or jungles, hiding under mushrooms with badgers dancing in the distance.

It is also a name for FireFly40.

"Hey look, a Fuzzy Squirrel!"

by Dimbat June 11, 2004