fucktard

n.
(FUHK-tahrd)
A word used to express the sentiments of calling someone a 'retard' by one who also feels the need to swear at the same time.
Unsurprisingly, the people most likely to use this word are also the people most accurately described by it.

joo R such a FUCKTARD!!!!!!11!!1!

by =^..^= December 5, 2004

funktrumpet

funk~trumpet

A declaration of praise to an object/person,
OR
Male genitalia

"Bob deserves a blow of my Funktrumpet"

or

REJOICE!! ALL BOW AT THE ALTER OF FUNKTRUMPET!

by benje August 14, 2004

Fucktartedism

1)The act of being fucktarded, (or fucking retarted).

2) My sister.

3) When you are so clearly mentally handicapped that you deny it to everyone and go home and shit your bed.

i wish my sister would teach someone else the art of FUCKTARTEDISM.

by Mdizz87 July 12, 2009

Fucktaping

Making a fucktape. The act of creating amature porn. Different variants include "hardcore fucktaping" or "booze fucktaping" and even "drugged fucktaping".

Jeff: You and Sarah still up for the Fucktaping tonight?

Gordon: Hell yeah, you got the camera?

Greg: I am so fucking wasted, but I want to do a buzzed fucktaping.

Sarah: This is good weed! All high up here, lets do a drugged facktaping after I get another hit.

by Fucktaper! June 28, 2010

fucktard bowl

A bowl game for fucktards who suck at football

Man I can't believe we're playing the potheads in the Fucktard bowl

by Hunter126 December 14, 2013

Fucktard

Grace Ellie Leonard

"Grace you fucktard!"

by TheYorkshireRipper November 23, 2016

Fucktard Foobard

Anything that is not the way it is supposed to be or is not goin together like it is supposed to or a or gay person

That person is fucktard foobard

by Redneck Terminology December 20, 2016