Funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, is to smooze and social climb while attending said services.

Did you see Mark working the room at Jane's Wake after the service? What a funeral climber...

by Fred Christ April 15, 2008

funversation

well, you name it: a conversation filled with laughter and tears of laughter, you can't stop chatting and have a bit of a crush at the end of the conversation, you are high on words basically. Very good for your abs and rosy cheeks.

"omg, we had such long funversation ! her vocabulary gave me bit of a boner." - "this guy knows all the lines in the play on words. I hope we will have another funversation"

by fling-a-ling October 4, 2013

Funderemployed

Not quite fun-employed. Underemployed or not having enough hours but not caring and having a good time.

I'm funderemployed - I'm down to ten hours a week but don't care.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005

Turkish funeral

1. Fucking the corpse in the ass while its still in the coffin, while relatives watch

A turkish funeral is a very sad event, Billy is simply saying goodbye in his own way.

by Jbook July 21, 2006

Funner

Pronnounced fun-nur. An activity that was better than just "fun."

"Going to King's Island was WAY funner that staying home watching Seinfeld reruns!"

by Ellen Moore November 28, 2007

Funker

Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.

You are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn't be friends.

by opposite of a funker May 3, 2010