fruitcakism

to be like a fruitcake, utter foolish insane type behaviour.
fruitcakism is fruit and cake suffixed with ism to mean pure nonsense!!

A collective term for mass stupiditiy.

Charlie Sheen's accused of being 'the vatican warlock assassin..so the media hysteria over what was an in joke between Charlie Sheen and Alex Jones is fruitcakism.

by Burnt-Spider March 22, 2011

belly fruit

another term for an infant child

hey gimmie back my belly fruit.

by illusions January 26, 2006

fruit salad

n. An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.

Back in the '80s--the "Just Say No" era--in elementary school health class, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. Of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.

by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006

fruitbasket

a moon with the penis and balls tucked under so the people witnessing the moon can see your man parts. This makes everything look sort of like a basket of pre-arranged fruit. hence the name... its one of the most unholy things a human being can witness, it makes most gag like the piss snow cone from Jackass: The Movie

Dude! Robbie just drove by with his shit pressed against the window, screaming "FRUITBASKET!!"

by Matt-a-tat November 19, 2002

fruitdog

Melancholy; sad; gloomy.

(Derived from observing that "melancholy" is an unusual word; the first syllable sounds like "melon," which is a fruit, and the second sounds like "collie," which is a dog.)

"I think I'm just going to go home," he said. "I'm feeling kind of fruitdog today."

by mathjedi June 24, 2005

Fruit Basket

A gay orgy.

Douche1: "Bro, last night's fruit basket rekt my asshole ."

Douche2: "Bro...You're welcome."

(High fives eachother)

by King Jack Off August 19, 2019

Fruit Snack Rap

the label given to wack rap and hip-hop music. phrase originally coined by DJ Leo G. of XM Radio's 66 Raw, labeling a rap song as sucky, and saying Radio Disney even thought it was goofy.

"I hope the dj doesnt play any more of that Midwest Swing music, that's fruit snack rap!"

by Glen Butler March 27, 2008