When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.
“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021
Get the Freaky pantsmug. by roofyyy February 22, 2024
Get the Selective Freakinessmug. When someone seemingly trustworthy makes a deal and shakes hands with you but doesn't intend to hold up their end of the deal.
by HellooYouu July 30, 2021
Get the Freaky Handshakemug. C&F is the magical moment when an older person’s inner disco diva awakens with the force of a thousand glitter bombs, transforming them from mild-mannered to oh-heck-yes-let’s-get-freaky mode in 0.2 seconds flat. It’s that inexplicable surge of excitement that makes them raid the closet for sequins, practice cheeky finger snaps, and rehearse dance moves that haven’t seen daylight since the ‘70s — all while mumbling, “Don’t underestimate my groove.”
This phenomenon usually strikes unexpectedly, triggered by events like a senior center dance, a surprise reunion, or even just the sight of a really good cheese platter. Once freaksy hits, all bets are off: the person will flirt with anyone who looks at them funny, break into spontaneous moonwalks, and confidently declare that they’re “still the hottest thing on the shuffleboard court.” Side effects may include loud laughter, contagious smiles, and the sudden disappearance of all dignity.
This phenomenon usually strikes unexpectedly, triggered by events like a senior center dance, a surprise reunion, or even just the sight of a really good cheese platter. Once freaksy hits, all bets are off: the person will flirt with anyone who looks at them funny, break into spontaneous moonwalks, and confidently declare that they’re “still the hottest thing on the shuffleboard court.” Side effects may include loud laughter, contagious smiles, and the sudden disappearance of all dignity.
by urmotherismine May 24, 2025
Get the creaky and freakymug. to be freaky with water; freaky water coming out a woman’s vagina. sexual intercourse that leads to freaky water.
by Therealdefinder November 2, 2022
Get the freaky watermug. by Shadow3621 July 21, 2025
Get the Getting down freaky stylemug. A lobby full of Big, Braulick, Black men all running basilisk with snakeshot, gay pride camos, and wearing bunny costumes.
by Not Alastor The Monk July 10, 2024
Get the Call of Freakymug.