dick

slang for the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

"That male mammal used his dick for copulation and for urinary excretion"

by Joshy Berger March 21, 2008

Dick

Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.

You man, look at that guys dick! I want one, but i can't grow it!

by mattizle May 16, 2005

Dick

1) Logan Paul

2) Slang for the Penis, the male reproductive and urinary organ

3) A derogatory word for an annoying or stupid person

Kid 1: (Spits piece of gum on Kid 2)
Kid 2: Stop being a dick!

by Thicc_doggo June 13, 2018

Dick

A delicate meat scepter during its placid state, nonetheless, that skewer can turn into the toughest of spears when sexually excited, thus, impaling any female genitalia on its way.

"He is probably lying about his dick size" said Emma to Jemma.
"Just like all men do" Replied Jemma before they both burst into laughter.

by ADEDD April 18, 2019

Dick

Dick

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by candieee April 27, 2017

Dick

The magic wand that makes babies

“Mom how did you get that baby?”

“I used the Dick! It’s a magic wand!”

by Ihaveeyelashes69 November 15, 2019

Dick

You

You eat dick

by Xxorangexx69 on ttv February 23, 2021