five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016

Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.

Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.

by Zach50 January 28, 2020

toot da flute

A man that sucks cock.

He looks like a toot da flute to me.

by jokeysmurf1969 October 12, 2009

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009

Egyptian skin flute

cock, penis, male reproductive organ

You sir are a master of the Egyptian skin flute. (cock sucker)

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

poop chute flute

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.

Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.

by Drtylg1 March 5, 2020

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008