How to fix a squeaky floorboard

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Fixings

All the meats available at one location.

Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings”

Waitress: “even the chicken?”

Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”

by Mynameismenotyou December 1, 2021

Tape fix

A fix that is not the most convenient or pretty but does the job good enough.

I fixed my car using a tape fix, not the best thing but it is working

by The 68 July 18, 2024

Fix it Females

Ella’s mom.

Fix it females is great

by Ellasmom123 November 25, 2021

bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.

What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements

by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023

Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021