fireman's reach-a-round

When one male firefighter rides another male firefighter's firepole while simultaneously feeding him chili.

"The 2015 chili cookout? How could I forget? Jake gave me a fireman's reach-a-round."

by The Sorting Dunce Cap December 29, 2016

five pillars of tumblr

1. Aesthetics
2. Fandoms
3. Social Justice

4. Memes
5. Porn

DeMarcus: yo what's this cool site tumblr all about?

Shaquayquaydiddylaundraesha: cmon man haven't you heard about the five pillars of tumblr?

by Steven Joseph Brown April 3, 2017

Five-Shooter

A latex glove used as a condom.

I was able to come five times last night, thanks to my trusty five-shooter.

by Supershoes July 17, 2018

Five finger February

A challenge where women have to use five fingers when pleasuring themselves

“damnnnnn she won’t make it through five finger February she’s to tight”

by hoesmad666420 December 1, 2019

five hargreeves

the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho

name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy

by evillittlec0ckroach March 13, 2021

Five Hargreeves

The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
...
WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.

You’re such a Five Hargreeves!

by Umbrella ☂ May 26, 2021

five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways

Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!

by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021