1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.
2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.
2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.
by matt5000 June 2, 2010
Get the Whiskey Dew Finger mug.Another way to say female Masturbation. The woman works the clitoris like a fiddler works the fiddle... side to side and very fast!
Man: You've NEVER masturbated?
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.
Woman: Nope, never, that's gross.
Man: You're lying! All women play the finger fiddle on occasion.
by -Kley- February 21, 2009
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by Dig Dug April 21, 2007
Get the 2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones mug.Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:
1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.
2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.
3. A state of being extremely thin
(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).
1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.
2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.
3. A state of being extremely thin
(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).
1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"
Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"
2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"
Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"
3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"
Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"
Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"
2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"
Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"
3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"
Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"
by the big tiger January 18, 2011
Get the finer than frog hair mug.When you dip your cock in hot sauce, roll it in some form of breadcrumbs and then proceed to ram it into a bitch's mouth and yell out "do you want fries with that, bitch?"
I took Ross' mom out for dinner and asked if she wanted a Louisiana Chicken Finger and oh yes she wanted some fries!!!
by Allied1234 July 27, 2007
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Get the finger diddle mug.A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.
Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.
by Venk January 13, 2006
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