fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

Equal-fecal

With any and ALL genders involved in being a piece of sh*t.😜🐤💨💩👀😁

You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......😁 -NACuvSRO

by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021

Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub

Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation

by FunniCuzItsTru July 27, 2013

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

Fecal-Focused

That thing where your friend tells you about their brontosaurus poops, their pebble poops, and everything in between.

You tell me everything about your bowel movements; their consistency, size, frequency, etc. You’re very fecal-focused.

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023