ghost fecal

When you get a random whiff of shit in a large area

"I got hit with some ghost fecal at work today"

by TheUncutPimp June 8, 2024

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

Fecal brap

A term to describe a messy fart.

Mr. Kat is sniffing up all the fecal braps!

by anonymous March 9, 2024

fecal funny

when it's a vargskelethor stream it's fecal funny

"have you seen Joel's new Shareware Madness stream?"

"yeah that was totally fecal funny dot com!"

by HoshimiMiyabi March 24, 2025