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fecal cold

A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.
Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.
by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018
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Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
by dickie bundle September 11, 2012
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Fecal Transplant

During anal sex, when a top fucks two different bottoms without cleaning off his dick in between
Jason gave me and Luke a fecal transplant with his cock last night

“Dude, that’s hot
by shelby_18 May 6, 2020
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Fecal Treacle

When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle
I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle
by Matt.Ed September 22, 2020
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fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties
Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies
by Hezra79 March 30, 2024
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Fecal brap

A term to describe a particularly egregious fart.
1. I just let out a fecal brap.

2. Marco is selfishly sniffing up all the fecal braps.
by Rupyyz March 10, 2024
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fecal bulk

By looking through the fecal bulk, they reasoned what he had eaten for dinner.
by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022
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