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UD-fucked

Oh, man. My word was totally UD-fucked.
by Ink Spot Mike's wife June 2, 2007
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and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.
Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...
by The Gerb May 18, 2010
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zuck fucked

When facebook undergoes massive changes for streamlining, only to compound existing problems. This will often disrupt newsfeeds and your ability to use the site for its intended purpose.
The facebook layout changed... again. I am so zuck fucked, now my mobile app has a four hour lag and my desktop facebook says I have no friends online.
by patrickbateman80s February 9, 2010
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shit fucked

when things are shitty and fucked up
by acseg April 19, 2010
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the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.
' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.
by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
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mk ultra fucked

When you are so so so un fucking believably fucked,.. that you may as well have been kidnapped and are being experimented upon.. ala mk ultra secret us nazi government program. Also describes a heighted state of paranoia, fear and quite possibly delusion.
That batman shooter looks so mk ultra fucked. Shit son
by Porkyjewlovingtwo March 23, 2016
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its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"
by pizzaking May 4, 2011
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