Christmas Fanning

A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"

Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.

by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017

Ann Franking

When your uncle is chasing you to play in his van you will hide in the attic in a similar way to Anne frank during WW2

“Where’s James”
“He’s Ann Franking because his uncle came over

by My dead dog March 10, 2018

Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.

Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!

by You're anus January 7, 2019

No finking finks

It’s basically “no friccing friccs/no fricking fricks” but just with the word fink.

“NO FINKING FINKS!”

“Yeah we know shut up already.”

by Moaning Earrape April 14, 2019

ANNE FRANKING

Illegally socially gathering during a quarantine or lockdown

My friends and I decided to meet up so we went Anne franking to the park

by Frozt July 16, 2020

ba facking

when someone’s doing sommat that pisses you off or is a bit sus

nah cant lie yh azo sala ba facking

by mochabx December 5, 2020

Anne Franking

The ability to hide from the police in a loft at a lockdown party when you've exceeded the rule of six guests

Fuck me I never seen Kim and Laura Anne Franking it so quick after Officer Dibble knocked the door !

by anonymous January 11, 2021