False NATU

When a male fakes ejaculation inside a female during intercourse.
The guy is such a head case. He actually thought that pulling a false NATU on her was a good idea.
by Rawkerz September 29, 2020
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False pedophile

Middle Eastern slang for a castrated man, or registered sex offender.
He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!
by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023
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false call

An announcement given about something that fails to happen.
She thought she was on her period but it was a false call.
by Aznative August 19, 2021
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False call

An announcement given about something that fails to happen.
She thought she was on her period but it was a false call.
by Aznative August 19, 2021
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False swipe

A pokemon attack that let´s the opponent always live on 1 hp. This move has 40 base power, is 100% accurate and is a normal type move.
Breloom is the best ¨False swipe¨ user
by Disease 007 February 26, 2018
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False Eyelashes

False eyelashes were invented by a France streetwalker to prevent semen into her eyes and called it a "Cumbrella".
That girl got them pretty false eyelashes!

Baby put on false eyelashes on tonight so I can skeet skeet all ova them!

I gotta get some more false eyelashes mines are all stuck together bish!
by ItsMelanieBihh April 23, 2024
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False YOLO

An idea that may seem worthy of changing your life for, in the name of chasing your dreams and YOLO, but objectively, it is a fucking bad idea.

The only reason to do it would be for YOLO, despite it being dumb, not calculated, and have lasting negative effects.

Like a face tattoo, for example.
Skip: I really want to leave my super successful company, where I make lots of money, have an amazing partner, have zero debt, and have tons of fortune 500 clients. I want to make weed cookies. This is my calling, this is my dream.

Shay: Skip, you cant do it now, everyone is flooding the weed market, and your company is rock solid. Now is NOT the time to leave.

Skip: I think this is my destiny, like do I want to wake up everyday and be a marketing guy?!?

Shay: Now is NOT the time for false YOLO. Just eat weed cookies at work. You own your office, fam. Best of both worlds.
by Mike109999 February 09, 2022
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