Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

frightening facial

When a man jerks off while is wife/gf is sleeping and right before he comes he screams to scare her awake and comes on her face

It was my wife's birthday so I surprised her with a frightening facial.

by SpunkMaster September 1, 2015

european facial

getting cum blasted with nice bread on your head

lauren got a european facial last night

by blastcum August 4, 2016

Salty facial

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman

I just gave my girl a salty facial

by Wjfb February 10, 2021

Fort Worth facial

It’s when two people are doing a 69 and the top partner let’s loose with explosive diarrhea and covers their lover’s face below.

I ate way to much Taco Bell last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 17, 2018

facial dart

when you aim at anything (more then likly a face) and try and hit it with your jizz rocket.

"damn i tried to turn off the lights with my facial dart but i missed and hit my sisters forehead"

by mike ock April 30, 2004